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ultrafacts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

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What if it bites me and it dies?


















that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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gryffinpoor:

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gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

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squad16:

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bestnatesmithever:

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell


339,109 notes | Reblog | 4 days ago

catnipwincest:

ibleedtheatre:

fangirlingwithhazza:

myversionofperfect:

hyliam:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

the faster you go the faster the wifi

Now that’s motivation

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wow look at sammy go he needs the internet for research. 


300,498 notes | Reblog | 4 days ago

unskinny:

queensassyofthefatties:

chickenleggz:

overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying  

It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.

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This is still one of my favorite posts ever.


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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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colourchemist:

thank goodness for tumblr, i would have been doing both wrong 

colourchemist:

thank goodness for tumblr, i would have been doing both wrong 

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madaaazn:

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maxpower1324:

*Nerdgasm*

Holy shit. This is awesome.

beautiful

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liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this


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